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The Mod Rambles

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demoncest:

merry christmas 

demoncest:

merry christmas 

  #reblog    #what I have always wanted    #what girls want  

ask-the-paddock:

Dream Baker and Tired Pie with a dream tart and sleepy cake, respectively. I’m pretty happy with Lilac’s shiny new design! I don’t think her stripes will be that detailed in the future, though. I’ve also been thinking I would rather delve into a storyline for regular Lilac, instead of grimdark! I still have some stories for Grimlac, anyway.

How did I never see this???
  #reblog    #fanart    #giftart  

bonequeer:

radicalrebellion:

feministcaptainmorgan:

baronsledjoys:

firecannotkillafitblr:

This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because 
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional 
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

So yesterday something that perfectly illustrates this happened. I work at a fast food place and this guy comes in at 7am on a Sunday, still probably drunk from the night before, and when I smiled and said goodmorning he said “Did you just say that because you’re being paid to say that?” 

I repressed my urge to sarcastically answer, and said “Nope, I just enjoy saying hi to everyone!” To which he responded, “Oh, so you weren’t flirting with me then.”

Dude, I’m not flirting with your gross 7am-on-a-Sunday-ass, trust me.

My defense mechanism when I’m uncomfortable at work is to smile, so I did that and said “Is there anything I can get you this morning?” to which he responded,

"There, you just smiled! What does that mean?"

At this point I was fed up, so I said, 

"I smile at everyone sir, its just what I do. What can I get you, coffee, a bagel?"

And he said “I’m gonna be watching to see if you smile at everyone. I don’t like it when girls lie to me” and then ordered a coffee and a muffin like he hadn’t just said something at 11 on the “Is this guy a serial rapist” scale (where 0 is ‘no’ and 10 is ‘Yes, run away as fast as you can right now.”).

Then he sat there for another hour and a half, staring at me from his table. When he got up and left he came back to the counter, and said “You do smile at everyone. That’s fucked up.” and walked out.

I can’t even be innocuously polite and pleasant to people at my job (where customer service is the number one thing we are supposed to be focusing on) for fear of this shit happening. What happens if he had decided to wait until my shift was over? 

New Rule: If she’s at work, SHE’S NOT FLIRTING WITH YOU.

  #reblog    #the truth    #people tend to think I'm flirting    #I'm not    #I'm just friendly  

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

robertge:

:D

  #reblog  
beesmygod:

semicolson:

hitsvilleuk:

The Internet Is Leaking of the day: There are countless t-shirts with the face of human meme Nic Cage on them, but now we have confirmation that the man himself owns one. We also now know he wears it with a cowboy hat, beaded necklaces, frilled chaps, a cane, and sunglasses indoors at a Guns N’ Roses gig. The world is a remarkably strange place.

Nic Cage has transcended his human avatar and we are not worthy of being in his presence

holy shit

beesmygod:

semicolson:

hitsvilleuk:

The Internet Is Leaking of the day: There are countless t-shirts with the face of human meme Nic Cage on them, but now we have confirmation that the man himself owns one. We also now know he wears it with a cowboy hat, beaded necklaces, frilled chaps, a cane, and sunglasses indoors at a Guns N’ Roses gig. The world is a remarkably strange place.

Nic Cage has transcended his human avatar and we are not worthy of being in his presence

holy shit

  #reblog    #he is my hero    #Nic Cage    #the cagiest  
  #my sketch    #my art    #sketch  

asksliveroverlord said: stop fucking background, ur gonna get one of them pregnant

Good, then maybe I wouldn’t have to draw them anymore if they are reproducing. 

  #conversations    #asksliveroverlord  
Fucking.. just fuck backgrounds. 

Fucking.. just fuck backgrounds. 

  #my art    #working on an update    #the bakery  
  #reblog    #space dandy    #feels  
There's only one thing that'll make him stop
  #reblog    #space dandy    #yes the animated version    #man this episode    #just this episode was amazing  

fyeahspacedandy:

Another couple chasing each other down the beach…

  #reblog    #space dandy  

tomokazu-sexual:

THIS SHIP IS STRONG

  #reblog    #space dandy    #this episode made me feel feelings  

For those of you who missed the pinup stream.

  #stream    #livestream    #pinup    #MLP:FiM    #mlp anthro    #my art    #unicorn  
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Song: Steven and the Crystal Gems
Artist: Steven Universe
Played: 5,222 times.

troycooker:

I learned to stay true to myself by watching myself die.

  #reblog    #Steven Universe    #I love this song    #the ending line tho    #*shudders*  

drewster321:

lady-redrum:

wasthatnotsideblog:

just gonna say this: if someone has social anxiety and they ask you something akin to ‘are you mad at me’ or ‘do you hate me’, it isn’t because they don’t trust you, it’s because their brain literally tells them that all the time

it’s not a personal slight, it’s insecurity caused by mental illness

thanks

TAKE NOTE.

OH MY GOD SOMEONE PUT THIS SHIT INTO WORDS THANK YOU

  #reblog    #truth    #anxiety